♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
♪ THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
♪ THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
♪ LA DO DO DO DO DO
♪ LA DO DO DO DO DO DOODLEE DO DO DO ♪
THAT SHOULD HOLD ME UNTIL MY MIDMORNING FEAST.
[CLANG CLANG]
HEY!
WATCH IT!
WHOA!
SHEEE!
THAT LADY SURE IS STRONG.
TIME TO WAKE UP OLD SPIKE-A-ROONEY.
RISE AND SHINE, YOU LAZY MUTT!
[CLANG]
OH, NOBODY HOME. OH, WELL.
I'LL GO CHECK OUT THOSE FUNKY ALLEY CATS.
HEY, WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
HALF-EATEN FISH? THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
HEATHCLIFF!
AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU, HEATHCLIFF.
WE CAN'T FIND SPIKE ANYWHERE,
AND I WAS WORRIED YOU WERE LOST, TOO.
SPIKE'S BEEN GONE A WHOLE DAY NOW.
YOU'LL HELP US FIND SPIKE, WON'T YOU, HEATHCLIFF?
BUT BE CAREFUL. SPIKE MAY BE IN TROUBLE.
OF COURSE HE'S IN TROUBLE.
THAT DUMB DOG IS NOTHING BUT TROUBLE.
HAVE NO FEAR. INSPECTOR HEATHCLIFF IS HERE.
ALL I NEED IS A CLUE.
YIKES!
WHEW! JUST A CENTIPEDE DOING LEG LIFTS.
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
I DON'T NEED A DETECTIVE'S COSTUME.
ALL I NEED IS MY NOSE.
[SNIFFING]
AHA!
WELL, I'LL BE. A USED PET SHOP.
GET US...
OUT OF...
HERE.
CAN'T HEAR A WORD YOU'RE SAYING.
All: GET US OUT OF HERE!
I GUESS THEY DON'T WANT TO TALK.
HE WON'T GET US OUT OF HERE BECAUSE HE CAN'T.
WHAT A PATHETIC STAB AT PSYCHOLOGY.
STILL, I'LL MAKE HIM EAT THOSE WORDS.
WHOOPS!
[MEOWING AND BARKING INSIDE]
LET'S GO. WE GOT TO CATCH MORE PETS.
YEAH. CATCH THEM FOR NOTHING,
SELL THEM FOR LOTS OF MONEY! HA HA!
WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
[TEETH CHATTERING]
DON'T WORRY, SPIKE. HE'S HARMLESS, SO LONG AS YOU DON'T SHOW FEAR.
HEATHCLIFF, C-C-COULD YOU P-P-PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE?
BUT YOU LOOK SO HA-HA-HA-HAPPY IN TH-TH-TH-THERE.
HEE HEE HEE! HOO HOO HOO!
HEY, HEATHCLIFF, HELP ME WITH THIS LOCK.
HMM...
MASTER LOCK-PICKER THOUGH I AM,
EVEN I WOULDN'T TRY TO OPEN THAT MONSTER WITHOUT A LITTLE HELP.
DON'T JUST STAND THERE.
THEY'RE GOING TO SELL US ALL!
GET US OUT OF HERE!
OH, I DON'T KNOW. THE NEIGHBORHOOD'S SO PEACEFUL
SINCE THEY PUT YOU THREE WHERE YOU BELONG.
YOU CAN'T LEAVE US LIKE THIS.
YEAH, MAN. LIKE, I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS TO THE END.
FRIENDS?
I THOUGHT WE WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO LIKE HEATHCLIFF.
[SCREECHING AND HISSING]
YOU'RE NOT GOING?
IF YOU'RE LONELY,
YOU CAN ALWAYS PET YOUR LITTLE ROOMMATE.
HEE HEE HEE!
AAH!
I GUESS IT'S UP TO ME TO FREE THOSE BOZOS.
ARE YOU SURE YOU LOCKED THE SHOP DOOR?
YEAH. AT LEAST, I THINK I'M SURE.
LET'S GET THAT CAT!
UH-OH.
WELL, AS LONG AS I'M HERE,
I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE A SNACK.
OOPS!
GOT YOU!
OH, NO...THE KEY!
AND AWAY WE GO!
RATS!
UH-OH. TIME TO EL-SPLIT-A-ROONEY!
WHOA! YOWW!
[SCREAMING GIBBERISH]
DRAT! I DROPPED THE KEY.
HMM. I'LL FIGURE A WAY TO GET THEM OUT OF THOSE CAGES
WITHOUT A SKELETON KEY.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
I TOOK A LITTLE WALK AND HAD A BITE TO EAT.
OOPS!
[WHIMPERING]
HEY, THAT SOUNDS TO ME LIKE...
SONJA!
[GROWLING]
IT'S THAT CAT WE WAS CHASING. HOW'D HE GET IN HERE?
MUST HAVE SNEAKED IN BEHIND US. CATCH HIM!
WHERE COULD SPIKE AND HEATHCLIFF POSSIBLY BE?
HEY, WHERE'D YOU GET THE RABBIT?
FROM A USED PET SHOP. REAL CHEAP, TOO.
A USED PET SHOP? SOUNDS FISHY TO ME.
SO LONG, GUYS.
[IRISH ACCENT] WHERE YA HEADED, BOYS?
TO THE USED PET SHOP.
THAT'S WHERE WE THINK WE'LL FIND HEATHCLIFF AND SPIKE.
USED PET SHOP, IS IT?
OUR COCKER SPANIEL HAS BEEN MISSIN' FOR DAYS.
LET'S GO!
[PANTING]
AH, NEVER MIND HIM.
WE'LL GET HIM WHEN WE COME BACK WITH MORE ANIMALS.
I'VE GOT TO GET MY PAWS ON THOSE KEYS.
I DON'T LIKE THAT KITTY ONE LITTLE BITTY.
WHEN I CATCH HIM, HE'LL NEVER SAY "MEOW" AGAIN.
MEOW!
THE KEYS!
[GROANING]
NOW WE'LL NEVER GET OUT OF HERE.
HEATHCLIFF WILL FIND A WAY.
PFFFT!
GOTCHA!
OHH!
OH, NO. WHAT WILL WE DO NOW?
WE'LL BE SOLD!
HEH HEH HEH!
COME DOWN FROM THERE!
HOW?
JUMP!
GEE, WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?
HURRY, HEATHCLIFF, HURRY!
[OPENS LOCK]
OH, NO! IT CAN'T BE.
I MUST BE DREAMING.
[MEOWING, BARKING, AND SQUAWKING]
HOW DID THEY GET OUT?
WHO CARES? NOW, GET THEM BACK IN!
WHAT THE DEVIL?
THAT'S SPIKE!
WHAT'S THAT CAT DOING WITH MY KEYS?
CATS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO PLAY WITH KEYS.
THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO PLAY WITH LITTLE MOUSES.
MOMMY!
HELP!
THAT SHOULD WRAP THINGS UP.
HEE HEE HEE! HOO HOO!
SPIKE!
SMITTY!
[BABY TALK] DID THESE BAD MEN LOCK YOU UP?
[WHIMPERS]
YOU AND YOUR PAL ARE GOING TO BE LOCKED UP FOR A LONG TIME
FOR WHAT YOU DID!
NOW, DON'T GO ANYWHERE.
MY HERO!
OF COURSE.
A FEW MORE SECONDS, AND WE'D HAVE FREED EVERYONE OURSELVES!
HA!
[SCREECHING AND HISSING]
HEATHCLIFF!
CAGES ARE TEMPORARY, BUT DUMB IS FOREVER.
HEE HEE HEE! HOO HOO HOO!
CLEO'S GOING TO BE REAL SURPRISED
WHEN SHE FINDS OUT WHAT I GOT PLANNED FOR OUR FIRST ANNIVERSARY--
DINNER ON THE WHARF IN THE MOONLIGHT,
A CATNIP BOUQUET, SOME JE SMELL NUMBER 13 PERFUME.
[DISTANT MEOW]
OOUUCCH!
OH, MY THUMBO!
JUST ONE MORE NAIL, MUNGO.
UH, WHO'S GOING TO TEST THIS THING?
AH, NOT ME!
IT'S YOUR INVENTION, WORDSWORTH.
YOU TRY IT.
FIRST I HAVE TO GIVE IT A NAME.
THE STILTMOBILE, MY CLAIM TO FAME.
1, 2, 3, 4.
OK, GUYS, LET HER ROAR!
OK, THE BRAKE TEST.
HEY, YOU FLAKES, WE FORGOT THE BRAKES!
OH, NO! HE'S HEADING RIGHT FOR RIFFRAFF'S HOUSE!
OH, NO! HERE I GO!
YEOOOWWW!
TRYING OUT YOUR WINGS, WORDSWORTH?
DIDN'T YOU KNOW TURKEYS CAN'T FLY?
HUH. HE WAS JUST TESTING HIS LATEST INVENTION.
YEAH, IT'S HIS NEW STILTMOBILE.
I'VE TRIED BIG WALKING. BETTER STICK TO BIG TALKING.
WONDER WHAT MR. ROMANTIC'S GOT PLANNED FOR TONIGHT.
HUH. PROBABLY A DINNER OF FISH LEFTOVERS.
[CAR APPROACHING]
HMM. JUST THE KIND OF CAT I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR.
SHE'S PURRFECT
FOR THE NEW PURRFECT CAT FOOD COMMERCIAL I'M MAKING.
GET IT, KITTY?
SHEESH!
HMM. I CAN'T TOUCH HER NOW.
TOO MANY PEOPLE AROUND.
I KNOW. I'LL JUST WAIT IN MY CAR AND FOLLOW HER WHEN SHE COMES OUT.
[SINISTER LAUGH]
YOU'VE GOT TO COME OUT SOMETIME, KITTY!
SOMETHING'S FISHY ABOUT THAT CREEP.
OH, AND SPEAKING OF FISHY,
IT'S ALMOST TIME TO MEET RIFFRAFF AT THE WHARF.
THIS EAU DE MEOW WILL MAKE ME IRRESISTIBLE.
WOW! AM I A HUNK!
HEY, CASANOVA, WHATCHA GIVING CLEO FOR YOUR ANNIVERSARY?
SOME CATNIP AND A BOTTLE OF JE SMELL NUMBER 13.
OOH, LA, LA! I CAN SEE US ON THE WHARF NOW.
THAT DUMB RIFFRAFF'S LATE, AS USUAL.
[DOOR CLOSES]
[SONJA SCREAMS]
[SINISTER LAUGH]
HEY! WAIT A MINUTE!
CLEO'S BEEN CATNAPPED, FELLOWS. WE'VE GOT TO FIND HER!
MY STILTMOBILE'S AS GOOD AS NEW,
AND THIS TIME, WE PUT BRAKES ON, TOO.
JUST REMEMBER TO USE THEM.
OK, WE GOT EVERYTHING. LET'S GO FIND CLEO.
OH, SURE, RIFFRAFF, BUT HOW?
LET'S SEARCH FOR SOME CLUES.
THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME TRACE OF CLEO SOMEWHERE.
YOU GUYS CHECK OUT THE AREA AROUND THE MUSIC STORE.
MUNGO, YOU COME WITH ME.
WE'RE GOING UNDERGROUND.
TELESCOPE.
AH, LET'S SEE WHAT THERE IS TO SEE.
NOTHING.
WAIT! GIVE ME THAT!
UH, WHAT'S UP, RIFFRAFF?
NOTHING, MUNGO. ONLY...
[SIGH]
THAT CAT ON THE TV WAS THE SPITTING IMAGE OF CLEO.
IT'S NO USE, FELLOWS.
THERE'S NO SIGN OF CLEO. NOT A SIGN!
NOTHING. WE'RE NEVER GOING TO FIND CLEO.
WE MIGHT AS WELL HEAD FOR HO--
HOLY SMOKE! LOOK!
Mungo: CLEO!
Hector: THAT'S CLEO!
Wordsworth: HER FACE IS PLASTERED ALL OVER THE PLACE.
IT SAYS "PURRFECT CAT FOOD, FIT FOR A QUEEN."
WELL, WELL. LOOK WHAT WE HAVE HEEERREE.
UH, TAKING UP SKYDIVING, RIFFRAFF?
THAT'S THE PURRFECT CAT FOOD COMPANY DOWN THERE.
THAT CREEP'S LIMO IS PARKED OUTSIDE.
I BET CLEO'S IN THERE.
All: TO THE RESCUE!
Hector: WE'LL TAKE THE CATMOBILE.
Wordsworth: AND MY STILTMOBILE.
I'LL TAKE THE STILTMOBILE.
YOU GUYS TAKE THE CATMOBILE.
I'M GOING IN CIRCLES.
HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO STEER THIS THING ANYWAY?
ZOWEE!
HANG ON, FELLOWS. THIS IS GOING TO BE A ROUGH RIDE!
WHOA!
[GROANING]
SHH!
YOU JUST GOT ME THE BIGGEST CONTRACT OF MY LIFE,
AND THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING!
YUCK.
YOU KNOW, YOU GET PRETTIER EVERY DAY, KITTY,
AND I GET RICHER! HA HA HA!
♪ O SOLE MIO
♪ HER NAME IS CLEO
HA HA HA!
OH, I THINK I'M GOING TO BE SICK.
COME ON, RIFFRAFF. I CAN'T STAND MUCH MORE OF THIS.
LET'S GO, GUYS. THIS IS IT!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WORSE... HIM OR HIS DUMB CIGAR.
WISH HE'D OPEN A WINDOW.
HMM. IF I CAN GET HIM TO OPEN THE WINDOW, I CAN GET OUT!
[COUGHING]
WOULDN'T WANT A CHEAP CIGAR TO COME BETWEEN ME AND MY MILLIONS,
WOULD WE, KITTY?
OH, WOULDN'T WE?
RIFF! RIFF!
JUMP, CLEO. I'LL SAVE YOU!
HURRY, CLEO! JUMP!
GET BACK IN HERE!
ALL MY BEAUTIFUL MILLIONS...
I CAN'T LET THEM FLY OUT THE WINDOW!
BOY, THAT WAS CLOSE.
YOU OK, CLEO?
THIS IS NO JOYRIDE, DADDY-LONGLEGS.
YOU WANT TO PLAY HERO? GET ME OFF OF HERE!
MEOWWW!
YAAA!
JUST LIKE IN THE MOVIES.
I'M A REAL HERO!
SOME HERO. SOME ANNIVERSARY!
ABOUT TIME YOU SHOWED UP!
LOOK OUT!
UH-OH.
YAAA!
Both: NOT AGAIN!
NOT EXACTLY THE SMOOTHEST OF RESCUES, RIFFRAFF.
DON'T FORGET... YOU'RE DEALING WITH ROYALTY!
EXCUSE ME, CLEOPATRA.
IT'S HIM! HE'S COMING!
UH-OH! WHAT WILL WE DO, RIFFRAFF?
FIRST WE PUT UP A SMOKE SCREEN.
THEN WE POINT HIM IN THE WRONG DIRECTION.
HERE HE COMES! LET'S GO!
OH, THOSE WRETCHED FELINES!
THEY CAN'T STEAL MY MEAL TICKET AND GET AWAY WITH IT.
[SPINNING WHEELS]
THERE SHE IS.
I'M COMING TO GET YOU, KITTY.
[CRASH]
OHH!
[ALL LAUGHING]
[SNIFF SNIFF]
JE SMELL NUMBER 13.
THANK YOU, RIFFY.
OH, I LOVE JE SMELL.
HERE, YOU GUYS, HAVE A TREAT.
HEY! NOT BAD, HUH, GUYS?
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF SHOW BIZ
AND PURRFECT CAT FOOD,
BUT IT'S A PURRFECT NIGHT
FOR A STROLL IN THE MOONLIGHT, RIFFRAFF...
UNLESS YOU'D RATHER SIT HERE AND WATCH TV WITH YOUR CRONIES.
HERE I COME, CLEO!
[CRASH]
OH, RIFFRAFF, YOU'RE SOROMANTIC.
HA HA HA!
SOME DOGS HAVE A BAD HABIT OF CHEWING ON FURNITURE AND STUFF.
THIS IS A BAD HABIT, BUT ONE THAT IS EASY TO CURE.
YOU SHOULD GIVE YOUR DOG A BALL, OR A RAWHIDE CHEW.
IF THAT DOESN'T STOP HIM, YOU CAN GET A SPRAY
AT A PET STORE.
THAT SHOULD STOP HIM QUICK!
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